Friday, January 15, 2010

The Truth

In a twist of ironic fate, last night i was tasked with being the main bouncer at our future parties. They said it was because of my ability to be brutally honest and a huge asshole. They're right. i'm talented. it was a big joke. funny funny. ha. ha. Someone said i should be nicknamed "The Truth," on par with THE SITUATION from the show Jersey Shore.

catch phrase: "the truth hurts *PUNCH*" ha. haha. hahaha.

the truth does hurt. the truth is unkind and cruel. why is everyone so obsessed with telling the truth? all it creates is scandal and the loss of valuable relationships.

or perhaps we could go another direction with this line of thinking. perhaps people should just accept the truth and not think it wrong. mental reconditioning? e.g. the president getting a blowjob from his intern. what's the big deal? he runs the country, he should get blowjobs whenever he wants! why is that so fundamentally wrong? because the Church said so? fuck that shit. Religion was built on lies, too.

regardless, judging from my analysis of the world around me, it seems the best situations are ones borne of and perpetuated with lies.

everyone is happy with a lie, as long as they don't know the truth...

She said everything would be fine if I told her the truth. Everything isn't fine. Damn the truth.

2 comments:

  1. "She said everything would be fine if I told her the truth. Everything isn't fine. Damn the truth." Don't damn the truth damn the liar in the first place. She lied. Find someone that can handle the truth and you will find a true friend.

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  2. i'm the liar. you suggest i damn myself?

    not nearly mature enough to handle that kinda shit

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